fuckingrecipes:

dinojay:

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

HOW

Gentle reminder that we all make dumb mistakes. Take a picture, laugh at yourself, and try to salvage your kitchen before the fires spread. 


emmaswankissedkillianjones:

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

Every school should do this


thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck


ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’


My mom told me to not take candy from strangers.

jinnymoose:

tell your mother im less of a stranger than jesus


how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents)


flapflaps:

ludolik:

The grumps are reposting fan art on their instagram and i’m just very uncomfortable with it right now ?? I mean, they give a shoutout to the artist but, man this kind of sad they just can’t be like. Hey look at this art and then link to the original post on tumblr.

They are giving credit to the artists…


phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket